Dear Police Chief, it looks like you don't get a lot of attention, so here is a question for you. Why are your toes so itchy ?
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

I sometimes get these nasty warts and such on my feet that itch like mad. Have to get some ointment for them sometime..
- Chief
Dear my lovely Yomiel, why don't you take off your sunglasses for the lovely followers? I'm sure they're all quite curious as to what you look like. -Sissel
Anonymous
Dear Sissel,

Do I have to…?
- Yomiel
Hey, first timeline "One Step Ahead," how come you were behind "Sissel" when you came into Lynn's apartment? I thought you were always one step ahead, as shown by your second timeline self right after Lynne got assassinated!
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

I did come in before him. He decided to walk ahead of me while I was busy disposing of that irritating little dog. Can’t stand them, they are too noisy for their own good. But I was one step ahead of it at least - I put a bullet in its brain before it could make a ruckus.
“Second timeline self”? What are you talking about?
- Tengo
Dear Yomiel, nobody has such a beautiful, evil smile like you do! love, May
Anonymous
Dear May,

Please don’t call it an “evil” smile. I don’t like the implications behind that…
- Yomiel
To Mr. Yomiel. The name's Albert Wesker. I wanted to tell you how much I despise your pathetic attempt to look like me. There is only one Albert Wesker in this word, and he is writing this letter to you. By the way, your evil doings will never be as powerful as all the things I have done.
Anonymous
Dear Albert Wesker,

You what? I don’t even know who the hell you are and believe me, I have never attempted to look like you, whoever you are supposed to be.

“Evil doings”?! Look, I don’t know what you know about me and the things I’ve done, but I’m not some kind of psycho messing with people for shits and giggles. I’m not doing this to be “powerful” either. All I want is to avenge myself and the love of my life, whom I lost, no thanks to them. What they did was no better than what I’ve done. They murdered me! And her as well… I can’t let them get away with it.
- Yomiel
Dear Yomiel, did you know that "miel" is the French word for "honey" ? I just cannot think about anything else when I see your name.
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

Er, okay then…
- Yomiel
Dear Cat!Sissel, Very soon I am going to adopt a kitten the spitting image of you. He is 8 weeks old tomorrow and will be named after you with the same red bandanna. (I won't let him wear it all the time, because I let all my cats go out at night, but I got him a red collar to kinda make up for it) I know this isn't a question but I though you might like to know.
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

Oh, that’s nice. Good luck with your new kitten.
- Sissel
Detective Jowd, does Sissle purr? It would be really sad if he couldn't.
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

Oh yes, he absolutely does. Don’t worry.
- Jowd
Hey, postgame Detective Jowd! Whoever was that mysterious figure with beards and all that you painted back in that cell wall? You did say you paint so you never will have to forget faces... I can't figure out who this guy is and how you remember him.
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

Oh, that painting? That wasn’t a “guy”, just a huge concrete thing that goes by the name of Mino. It used to be the mascot of Temsik Park.
I saw Mino on that day, when I chased that escaped suspect into the park… it was right there, on the fountain, behind him. It burned itself into my memory and so I painted it as a reminder of that day.
It’s gone now. Nobody in their right mind would put something so dangerous back after it almost killed a child.
- Jowd
Dear Yomiel, try to relax. Not everyone in the fandom ships you with Cabanela.
Anonymous
Dear Anonymous,

Well, good.
- Yomiel